

so just a moment ago, i went down a previously unexplored staircase in the library in the hopes of finding a shortcut to the loo. instead, i became very much lost in the bowels of the basement. it was eerie, carpeted, and isolated. i feared an ambush from a crazed hipster who was yet to finish his thesis paper due tomorrow morning. however, aside from the occasional suspicious glare directed toward me from haggard youths half-hidden by book laden tables, i did eventually find my way to the water closet unscathed. it was an unforgettable adventure. hopefully, i will not be plagued with nightmares later tonight.